Wit With Wisdom Sign

£5.99

Wise words with a twist (funny rather than soppy!) The Perfect gift to hang around the house and cheer you up!

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Description

– Hand painted wooden signs using Farrow and Ball Estate Emulsion colours
– Made from the best FSC Birch plywood
– Hanging twine
– All Made in the UK
– Approx. 263mm x 48mm
– Colours may differ from those shown

Available designs:
– Retirement… Twice as much husband for half the money
– Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life
– Only the best dads get promoted to grandad
– Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of gin
– I’m not feeling very worky today
– Gluten free, dairy free, fat free… I love this prosecco diet
– I’m not a nag, I’m a motivational speaker
– Nothing is better than a glass Of prosecco – except maybe two
– My favourite people call me grandma
– You’ll always be my best friend, you know too much
– Beware of dog kisses
– I don’t look busy, because I did it right first time
– Nothing is really lost until a woman can’t find it
– Changing the toilet roll does not cause brain damage
– Sorry I don’t take orders, I barely take suggestions
– Dad – The man, the myth, the legend
– If the glass is half empty, there is room for more wine
– Money isn’t everything, but it keeps the kids in touch
– 3 stages of life: youth, middle age, and don’t you look well
– Man cave and sanctuary: keep out
– Don’t let yesterday take yo too much of today
– Beware of the dog… and don’t trust the cat either
– Home is where the WiFi connects automatically
– I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right
– New York – Paris – Altrincham

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Retirement… Twice as much husband for half the money, Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life, Only the best dads get promoted to grandad, Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of gin, I’m not feeling very worky today, Gluten free, dairy free, fat free… I love this prosecco diet, I’m not a nag, I’m a motivational speaker, Nothing is better than a glass Of prosecco – except maybe two, My favourite people call me grandma, You’ll always be my best friend, you know too much, Beware of dog kisses, I don’t look busy, because I did it right first time, Nothing is really lost until a woman can’t find it, Changing the toilet roll does not cause brain damage, Sorry I don’t take orders, I barely take suggestions, Dad – The man, the myth, the legend, If the glass is half empty, there is room for more wine, Money isn’t everything, but it keeps the kids in touch, 3 stages of life: youth, middle age, and don’t you look well, Man cave and sanctuary: keep out, Don’t let yesterday take yo too much of today, Beware of the dog… and don’t trust the cat either, Home is where the WiFi connects automatically, I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, New York – Paris – Altrincham